Alison Hammond risks being pulled off Capital with pantomime innuendos
Getting into the festive spirit this morning on Capital Breakfast, Alison Hammond performed some quickfire pantomimes with a modern-day twist.
Alison joined Jordan North, Chris Stark and Sian Welby and filled with innuendos and risky punchlines, she struggled to hold in her giggles, exclaiming ‘that’s so naughty’ after every joke!
There were three pantomimes, with the first being Aladin. Playing Widow Twankey, Alison read out her line: “Oh, well what do we have here? Come inside, boys. Oh, it’s been a while since I’ve had Aladdin in my cave!” She continued: “Hahaha! That’s so naughty! Oh God, I’m not supposed to laugh am I?”
Next, it was Cinderella with Alison as the Event Planner, she performed: “Oh, handsome and humble. What a catch! Your Royal Highness, I must say, your balls just keep getting bigger! That was good, weren’t it? I didn’t laugh… That was naughty.”
Finally, it was Dick Whittington, and you can probably guess Alison’s line: “I don’t know who she thinks she is, but she’s got five seconds to take her hands off my Dick!” she read out, adding, “Hahaha! That’s so naughty.”
You can watch the “so naughty” performances in the video below – oh yes you can!!
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